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Sandy Van Cromvoirt – Cabbage Rolls Anyone?

Hi everyone! Yes it’s me, Sandy (The Fartie Lady).  Many of you have been interested in knowing more about my character- the lady that started it all, so here is how The Fartie’s “Not Me Mama” came to be…..

As you might recall, there are six Fartie characters:  Mr. Bart Fart and  Billy Bubbles, who you’ve already met, Freddy Fartie, Timmy Tootie Princess Pop and me, Not Me Mama.

I wanted “Not Me Mama” to be a… Hot… Happening… Ever Loving… Styling Mama that loves her bling!! And she NEVER tells her age!!

I wanted each of us to be able to relate to “Not Me Mama” — someone that can cook up cabbage rolls in the kitchen for her little “BUTT” family and then be ready to go out looking gorgeous in high heels and diamonds.

That is why I want you to know I had a hard time deciding on whether “Not Me Mama” should be Blonde, Brunette or a Hot Redhead!!

“Not Me Mama” loves to wear green, and  bright red lipstick!! So I went with the beautiful redhead look!  Do you like it?

“Not Me Mama” is a fun loving “BUTT” and loves to get up on the stage and sing with her “BUT-TIES” at parties!! “Mrs. Fartie and the But-ties” will knock you on your “BUTT” !! LOL

“Not Me Mama” loves to go to the movies with Mr. Bart Fart. Her favorite movie is  ”Farties have Feelings too”.  It is a wonderful romance story about little “Butts that overcome all the challenges of gas and go on to become a beautiful couple!!

“Not Me Mama” cries every time – Maybe it’s those cabbage rolls making “Not Me Mama” cry.

Do you want to know why I am called “Not Me Mama”? Well let me tell you.  We Mamas just don’t admit to any gas going on even if it is us. We just say, no, no, no, that wasn’t me, couldn’t be! We Mamas just don’t do that !! Well, at least we won’t admit it! We Mama’s try to be very lady like and hold, hold, hold on!!– until we can’t take it anymore and then we run like crazy somewhere where we can safely let our “Fluffies” escape and no-one gets hurt! Whew, that was close!

Sometimes it is very hard when I am teaching, Freddie Fartie. Timmy Tootie, and Billy Bubbles manners concerning their bodily functions especially when I am having a terrible time holding on too. Then I get rattled and all frustrated and away I go running willy nilly to find a safe spot to let out my “concerns” so the little “BUTTS” do not hear me and start giggling!.

Now you know, it just would not be right for “Not Me Mama” to let things get out of control with these little “BUTTS” —then all– hello would break loose and there would be no stopping the “BUTTS” from saying “Hello” all the time!

So to make it easier on everyone, the little “BUTTS” line up and let the “Farties” “Tooties” and “Bubbles”  goooo!! When they are all done, each of the little “butts” says “”"EXCUSE ME! PLEASE” and off they go to play.  It gives “Not Me Mama” a little quiet time for a while.

I look forward to sharing more info on our little “Butt” family’s gassy adventures with you here on the blog and I would love to get everyone’s feedback. Tell me what you think of “Not Me Mama”.

Do you like her as a Blonde? Brunette?  or Beautiful Redhead ?? I look forward to your comments!

Here on my blog, I even offer commentluv which is great for other bloggers out there.  Leave a comment and you can create a link back to your own blog!  But you don’t have to be a blogger to give me your feedback….Also, feel free to “fan” our Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.  You can do that right here on the blog site!

If you like, you can find out even more about “Meet the Farties” on our website; just click here www.thefarties.com. Sales of our book are going so well. Thank you for enjoying the fun and laughter that “Meet the Farties” brings and the wonderful feedback from all of you.

Can you guess who is going to be featured in the next post? Yes, that is right, “Princess Pop”.  Little Princess Pop sometimes get blamed when the little “BUTTS” are being toooo loud! They say it is “Princess Pop” and we all know that babies don’t know what they are doing. They just go pop, pop, pop AND SMILE!

Until next time, keep the Fartie Power alive!! and have a “Rootin” Hootin” Tootin” Great Day!

Sandy Van Cromvoirt

“The Fartie Lady”

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