Ok -Ok you have asked me enough times!! I will do it!!!
I am going to tell you all about my research and how I decided that “Meet the Farties” with the “famous Fartie Sound machine would work!
Are you ready? it will take me a few blogs “”BUT”" It will be worth it!!!!
Brothers can be your best material. I grew up with -2- brothers. Their greatest joy was running up to me and standing as close as possible and letting their bodily functions talk to me. Yuck!!! They made me sick and even madder when they would laugh their heads off as I gagged!! I decided that if I couldn’t win, I would join them or better, beat them at their own game!!! So began my journey of gassy experiences and the fun we had doing it.
Whoopee cushions were not safe from me. I hid them under everything and one time my Dad sat on one and I had some fast talking to do so I would not get into trouble. I just blamed my brothers.—LOL
What?? What?? Not Me!!!
When I was older and began dating, I would get all dressed up looking pretty and of course I wouldn’t play any of these pranks ”BUT”" the same could not be said of my brothers!!!–LOL. Usually one of my brothers would say something totally stupid about gas in front of my date… How embarrassing! ”but” that did no
t seem to bother them at all. I would have very easily loved being an only child at that point, but that is what brothers do –make your life miserable!!!
I remember one time we were all at a dance. I was with my boyfriend at the time, someone I adored (don’t get me started on that guy – he’s long gone “but” at the time, I thought I was in love) and I was thinking how hot I looked. We were all dancing up a storm and all of a sudden, I’m not seeing my brother or his girlfriend—”BUT”" it was not long before I smelled something that was just not right!” The worst part of it was that my boyfriend looked at me as if –as if –I had something to do with it. Can you imagine????
This is how I came up with one of my little “Butt” characters ——”WALK AWAY WILLIE” because guys just drop and walk!!!! LOL — so something good came out of one of my most embarrassing moments in my life.
ALWAYS THINKING!!!!–
There are more………
Another time my boyfriend… (a different guy) …was picking me up and I was running late soooooooooo…I ate really! really! fast—– …Not a good thing to do! I was all dressed up at the wedding reception of my boyfriend’s sister and dancing up a storm again (I love to dance) when I felt something coming—Oh nooooooooooooooo. I ran to the bathroom and almost made it. As I flew through the door, I was yelling —-Get out of the way!!!!!!!!!! Whew all…. “Hel..lo” ….. let loose!!!. I know they heard me. Could I stay in the bathroom until I died of embarrassment?-..Hel..lo no…. my boy friend was asking everyone to go in and see if I was OK — do you think I am OK???? Noooo.
If I had only known that these embarassing moments would serve me well later in life in the creation of “Meet the Farties”, I could have lived with that. As it was, I put a smile on my face and walked right back out and said “excuse me, I felt a little sick –all that smoke –I am allergic to it”..( those were the days when everyone smoked indoors). Wow I did some —-fast thinking on that one. They pretended to believe me (except the little witch) that wanted my boyfriend!!- she just rolled her eyes and rubbed her nose!!!–”BUT” that is another story LOL.
We eventually grew older—(I did not say we grew up– just older!!) and we all moved away from home, got married and started having children of our own. Now there is another story to be told soon about my wonderful Hootin—Rootin—Tootin– normal home!!! Yes that’s right …I said…Normal….. Well, I like to think it was and is……..
I’ll give you a hint —I had two girls “but” as you all know, that does not mean that they did not have little “TOOTIES” going on in our household. We just did it with music……Do you think that is how “The Farties” Theme song started????? I will tell you all about that in my next blog.
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For now be safe and “Keep to the Fartie Light” Light and Fluffy is the way to go……
Have a Rootin Hootin …Tootin Good Day
The Fartie Lady
