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Go West Young “Farties”, That’s Key West

Well the little “BUTTS” are back home from their exciting trip to Florida—– “”BUT”" —–did they have a good time!  Let me tell you about the adventure.

First of all this little “BUTT”  went to the airport and was just minding her own “BUT business” when  a lovely lady came over and asked what the “Farties” was about when she saw my “Fartie” T-shirt and “Fartie” hat.

Oh –But- did I have fun explaining the little “BUTT” Family and all their gassy adventures.  She laughed and giggled and just loved the “Not Me Mama” character  and said —”of course we don’t” ! —- As we chatted, this lovely lady wanted to know how she could get a “Meet the Farties” –book and a T-shirt –for her—HUSBAND!!!—-  LOL

I gave her a Fartie card and a fridge magnet ( I always carry them with me)  and told her she could purchase these and many other items on our website www.thefarties.com.

She asked me how she could stay in touch with “The Farties”,  so I told her to become a “FAN” of the Farties” on Facebook and then she will get all “The Farties” news !

Then I chatted with another lady who asked me what my seat number was.  I looked and said “I’m not sure…my boarding pass has 2 stars and no seat number on it”.  So away I trotted up to the attendant and asked if he could help me with my seat number.   Well he certainly did!!! All the way up to “First Class”!  That’s right –the Fartie Lady did—“Gas with Class” all the way to Florida —– This trip so far was proving to be a Fluffy Fabulous experience   ….the Fartie Lady was very happy!!!.

Oh yes, I was waited on…fed and served drinks (too many)……. sooooooooooo….I had a rip roaring good time telling them all about my little family of “BUTTS” and their gassy adventures.  Everybody laughed, even the flight attendant!!

Well I rolled into Florida around 10:00 pm and my nephew Brad and his lovely wife Caroline were waiting for me.  Thank goodness, as I was feeling a little light –all my pent up gassy excitement was wearing off!–LOL

After a wonderful, restful, sleep….  away we went to Key West.  The drive was as lovely as Key West itself especially since we had our two favorite pets along with us to keep us  company—“Rocky and Rosie” –

—sweet—and so good!!!!  –me on the beach with the puppies

Well here we are at our cottage on the ocean, tough I know.  The “BUTTS” had a tough time adjusting—LOL—all that ocean air and the wind to take your Fluffy Fabulous worries away!!! Life is good.  The little “BUTTS” were very excited to see the most  southern point in United States —90 miles from Cuba—do you think the little “BUTTS” could be heard that far??????

After that it was off to dinner and –guess what we had? …Alligator snacks!  Oh yeah, that will make your little “BUTTS” say …Hello……

While we were  watching the fantastic sunset,  we heard a group of young girls laughing their heads off and giggling.  Finally they wandered over and said …”we just need to know what are ’The Farties’”?????

Well I was in my glory and told them all about the little “BUTT” Family and their gassy adventures….they giggled and laughed and asked how to find out more.  They loved the idea of becoming a  “FAN” of the Farties on “FACEBOOK”…

They could not stop laughing and said “We’ve got to get this for our Dad …this is soooooooooooo him”!!!!!   They were so excited to know that they can go on online and order a  “Meet the Farties”  book and T-Shirt for their Dad for Father’s Day!!!!!

I gave them “The Farties” trading cards that have our web site address on them www.thefarties.com.  I also mentioned that they should keep reading about “The Farties” on Facebook,   Twitter and the Blog as soon there will be something exciting happening!….. something to do with winning  —-Fantastic Farties Prizes!!

I love to see what laughter can do for everyone and “Meet the Farties and the little “BUTT” Family does just that .   It is a wonderful feeling to be able to create something so laughable….. so lovable….. so adorable   and …..something for all ages …….with a morale to the story for us all!  Bodily functions will  always be with us –let’s handle them with care.  Let’s keep the “Class” in “Gas” and….use our manners whenever……wherever….and with whomever!!!!

Now there is a lot more to this story —”BUT” I will tell more in the next blog……

In the meantime, keep believing in the wonderful world of laughter….. no matter what it takes ….Help keep the Fartie Fun alive and let’s all have a “Rootin” Hootin” Tootin” good time !!!!

Send me your comments.  Here on my blog, I even offer commentluv which is great for other bloggers out there.   You can create a link back to your own blog!  But you don’t have to be a blogger to give me your feedback….And don’t forget to visit our website,  become a “FAN” of the Farties on the Farties “Facebook” Page and follow us on Twitter.  You can do all that right here from the blog site!

Guess What?????? We are going to start giving Fartie prizes away and lots of surprises in “Fartie Land” All we need to do is get –200—Fans of the Farties on Facebook —then we are up and running!!!

We are having so many exciting promotions coming up and The little “BUTT” Family wants to  reward all our loyal ”Fans of the Farties”..

So the count is on —just 22 more Fans to go –Let’s do for the “Farties”

Let’s hear it for the Fartie Family and to all the little “BUTTS” everywhere!! Life is good………………………

Just want to squeeze you!

oops sorry….

the Fartie Lady

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