Farties!!!– Tooties !!!!Bubbles !!!—Flying everywhere —–even in Florida!!!!!!!
Well the Fartie story continues with the little ‘BUTTS” down in Florida.
After our lovely trip to Key West, the little “BUTTS” were tired and out of wind………now that is a wonder…….BUTT, not to be down too long, it was now time to go visit with some more family and friends and say ….”Hello” in our special way
The little “BUTTS” go in style……………
Look at “Not Me Mama”….Does she not look at a movie star???????
Oh yeah……do you think it is time for the little …..”BUTTS” to go “Hollywood”?
Would you like to see—— “The Butts Blow into Hollywood and leave a “BIG” stinky?!!!!!….. Or Who’s the Biggest Butt in Hollywood?” or…… “The Farties Ladies go glitzy”?
Let me know ….. What would you like to call the little Fartie Family????
We had a lovely time visiting and off we went again cruising the highway of life and enjoying every minute of it….Oh the life of a “BUTT”.
You will not believe this, but as it turned out there were friends of the little “BUTT” Family staying down in Florida not far from us, so we all went over for a visit. We all made plans to go out to dinner the next night to BUBBA’s, the biggest plate full of RIBS in town!!!!
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What a night as we all went to “karaoke” and sang up a storm.
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Oh what a night………. There were a lot of “BUTTS” having a good time!
The following night, we all went to see a a fellow playing accordion —in his bare feet—thank goodness it was warm!!!!
The next day it was another day in Paradise ….shopping. The little “BUTTS” need some new duds for all their up coming appearances…..will tell you all about it in the next blog….”BUTT” for now, back to Paradise……
While out shopping, a nice lady asked me again about my Fartie T-Shirt and wondered what “The Farties” were all about Well it just so happened, I had time to tell her.. She was so excited to hear some of the names that she has used with her grandchildren….. Freddie Fartie…Timmy Tootie …Billy Bubbles….even.. Princess Pop as she has a new granddaughter that goes ..Pop…Pop…Pop….
She loves ” Not Me Mama” because neither of us admits to anything!!!! …….LOL
She was happy to learn of the web site www.thefarties.com where she could order Fartie stuff and I gave her a Fartie magnet to keep on her fridge.
As we were leaving she said……”My grandchildren will think I AM THE COOLEST Grandma when they get all the “Meet the Farties” stuff for their birthdays”..
Once again “Meet the Farties” brightened up someone’s day while working at their job. — Let’s hear it for the “BUTTS”!
Have you heard of the rock group…. “Queen” and their fantastic song ” We are the Champions”?………well The “BUTT” theme song could be …………….”We Are the “Butts” –”Can you hear Us? LOL …
Well the time came too soon to return home again and get back to the “Fartie” business.
Here are some of my little “Fartie” Fans and they are excited about what is coming next …..
There is a lot happening! I want to let all the Fartie Fans know that I have started the second little “Meet the Farties” book introducing the one …the only …. Magnificent Mary——-Billy Bubbles’ older sister.
There is Billy Bubbles” younger brother, Quiet Quinn —you know the little guy in the corner that quietly lets you know he is there!!!
Billy Bubbles’ Dad, “Walk away Willie” —– he just “drops” and “walks”—His motto is —Just keep walking……’ and his Mommy —The “Mighty Maggie”……Mighty is right!!! Just repeat… Do not stand behind the mighty “M”.
Another treat are the little “BUTTS’” Grandparents, who will make an appearance in the story too.
Grandpa and Grandma Flatulence –that what we called them –but –their names are Fred Sr. and Flo ….Freddy Fartie is named after his Grandpa. We just love our Grandpa and Grandma Flatulence so much. They always let the little ones stay up later and watch a funny movie and have popcorn.
I have lots of exciting Fartie Stuff coming up and I will be telling you about it in the next blog..
Here is a hint……..The Fartie Lady ..maybe…. might be ….could be …probably will be….. hauled off to —-”Jail” —- for blowing into town and causing a big ………What do you think????? What will happen? ….Will the PINK Fartie Lawyer save her and get “The Fartie Lady” out of ……..JAIL?????
Stay tuned to the next blog and find what happens to The Fartie Lady.
Till then, ‘Keep to the Fartie Light” and always use your manners!!! You never know when the “BUTT” Patrol will get wind of something!!!!
I will leave you with this ……..have a Fabulous! Fluffy! Fantastic! Fartie kind of day!!!!!!!!!!!!
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See you soon
Love and Hugs,
The Fartie Lady
